A Semi-Farewell.

My summer? Lovely. What did I do? Nothing. Does that give me any excuse for not blogging? NO, so I apologize.

BUT this time I won't make any promises that I can't keep. You as a living, breathing organism should know that life is hectic. I mean DUH! SO I'm not going to promise that I will be on a lot more (as I have in the past) because I'm pretty sure I won't. And once again I'm sorry. I know you are all now having mental breakdowns and rocking yourself back and forth trying to figure out what you'll do without me. So I'll cushion the blow. When Ally blogs, I'll do my best to do one too. Will this pattern be perfect? Hell no. Will you get over it? Yes. It might be 50 years from now, but you'll forgive me at some point.

But I do want to thank all of my semi-devoted readers (that's all of you reading this now, in case you didn't know) because I have had a good run. And I'll still try to post every once in a while. Really. I will definitley try.

P.S. That short story I started...is amazing. Or rather I'm having so much fun writing it. So thanks again.

User Error.

So I started out this blog at 730pm or so, convinced that I would write a smashing blog reawakening all of my semi-devoted readers into perfect bloggy ecstasy. But, as you know nothing works out the way you want it to. It is now 1030pm and here I am writing a new blog because the first blog was so amazing that I just kept writing and writing and writing. And I'm not done yet. It's good though, or at least I think so. Anyways, I'm not even sure if I'll ever publish this short story (which is turning into a very long story) I have written. Maybe because I won't ever finish it or maybe because I don't want it on the internet. I'm not sure which. But just know this: If I had not known that Ally had a new post or had gotten on Blogger tonight, I might never have written what is turning out to be a very promising story. Feel Special All Who Read My Blog. You helped! =)

*Back to writing. I'll let you know how it goes.

She Has A Pulse!

So by now most of you have passed go!, collected the hundred dollars, and are gearing up for another lap. I'm talking about summer baby! The sad part of all of this is that I'm still sitting here on my couch, watching reruns, and eating my weight in whatever chocolate can be found around the house. I have an addiction, I know.

The good news is that this past week was exhausting. I finished out my behind the wheel, then babysat all day yesterday, and took an ACT today. I say "an" in that last sentence because knowing me, it won't be my last and it certainly wasn't my first. It was my second. (*And if you know anything about me, you know that I am no fan of SAT's and ACT's. In my opinion they are evil.) And after all that, I'm pooped. I still have to work the concessions at a game and I think Sunday is my rest day. Maybe. As it should be.

Then next week, well, that's an entirely different story. So we won't go into that.

Anyways I had these great ideas that were going to shape this post into the best piece of "literature" anyone's ever laid eyes on, but as I said before: I'm tired. So...

Peace!

My Ode to June.

Not really though. So here's life as we know it:
SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure you know how freaking amazing that is. And if you aren't out yet: well I feel for you, I really do. (*taunting you: hahahahahahahaha) OKay, not really.

So on Tuesday morning, I found myself sitting outside the school, on the steps, waiting for my PU (Parental Unit) to come and pick me up. It was a lovely day, and I found myself feeling a little like a loser. I had friends going to the river, Florida, the pool, hanging out with other friends, and doing other slightly cooler things than I had planned for the rest of the day. I was about to spend the afternoon watching mindless t.v. and letting my brain fall into the mush it deserved to be after working SO hard for finals. Woopie. Aren't I a bundle of fun? Nope. Well, I decided that instead of fixing it by inviting myself somewhere and having loads of fun, I would just complain about it. And complain I did. It was marvelous. And after I was through complaining, I went and watched 7 hours of mind-numbing t.v. That, too, was marvelous.

Now here I am on my fourth day of being out of school and my routine is the same. I'm going insane. The good news is that tomorrow is Saturday and the routine WILL be different then, because both PU's are home, to make me do chores and such (*which by the way, I have had to do everyday as my penance for being in the house all summer). And I'll get to go out and do stuff during the day on that day we call Saturday. It will once again be marvelous. Who said weekends aren't the most amazing invention ever? Now, for some reason this conversation has reminded me of this scene from Finding Nemo.

Anyways, my summer is to get considerably better, I promise. I get to babysit, which is fun. I get to go to the beach, which is also fun. And I'm sure I can find someone to go on a "shopping-spree" (my version is where I spend like $20 on something and then I'm done.) Anwyays, I also have to teach someone how to ride a bike.....I'm sure that story will come out later. And I have to watch like a million movies with one Ally VG.

So my summer will be jam-packed or something to that effect. It's just not right now.

And finally, here's my Ode to June:

Wave goodbye to that school.

WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and I think this version of that song is pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BTr-U4nuko&feature=related

Adios, until later!

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Here's my credit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Euggn6ezo&feature=related

A Tad Morose.

No explanation. Though I will say this. I will miss my seniors. *Today was their last day. My best friend's last day is Monday. She's not coming back next year. Goodbye Ashley!!


This song makes me feel better when I am sad. *I have no idea why. It's pretty though.

Everybody will be just fine.

It's summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glorious News!

I have finished my book. And once again, Lisa Lutz has not failed me. It was fantastic. It would be even better if I knew whether she was to make a third or not. *Shall be doing research on that tonight. Will update if any new evidence shows up.

EXAMS.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELP!!!!

The only good news that comes form this EVIL is the fact that summer follows immediately!

WOOT!!! Just not as big as the freak-out.

I'll see you on the other side.

It's Oldies Day!

*Like this song too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXIom2IT1M

An Optimistic Song.

*Well, I think it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX--7gFHkU0

Update....Old school style

So, you know a book is good, when...

1.) You spend every chance you get thinking about it. Or trying to figure out the mystery
2.) You in-wrap yourself so much into the characters that you start talking like them..(though I do this alot. No, I'm not a freak. I just have a very good imagination. Thank you.)
3.) Your mother has to yell at you constantly to "Put that book down and get some homework done."
4.) You start writing blog updates on how amazing it is.
5.) Damn, that's one really good book.



Caution: You might not want to read this book, just so you can stay out of parental danger zone.

Yes, I'm Doing My Homework! ... sort of.....

Well, I AM practicing my procrastination techniques, so you could count that as homework. If you really wanted to.

This week has just bummed me out. Seriously. Every single one of my classes for three days in a row. It's like death on a stick. Ridiculous.

ANYWAYS,

I wanted to tell you something and now that I am hear I can't remember what it was. Don't you HATE that?

Don't panic...I remember now.

I have a new book that I am excited about. And you thought my book fad was over. Heck no. It's just that lately I've been reading books that are embarassing to be reading...at least at my age...

But, NOW, I have a book. It's called The Curse of The Spellmans. It's by Lisa Lutz. It's a sequel to The Spellman Files. Best book. Sort of cynical, which isn't really my style, but it's funny as hell. SO, go now to your local bookstore (Barnes & Noble rocks...just to let you know....If it was an inn, I would totally sleep there) and BUY that book. It's been SO long since I read the first one, so I couldn't tell you what it's about. (or maybe it's that I'm exhausted). So no info for you. Just go get it and read it. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Good Night

Awwwww!

I want one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdB0pVjFYoU&feature=dir

Roxanne.

As Ally can tell you, I have been obsessed with this song for the past couple of days. So bad that I asked several teachers to let me play it during class. =)
One said yes!

I love it. In case you are like me, who can't hear everything they say in songs and end up having to look up the lyrics, it's about a prostitute. (haha. I think we are seeing a trend here... remember Lola?) Well, actually it's about a guy who is dating this prostitute named Roxanne and he's begging her to stop being a prostitute becasue they are now in a relationship. I dunno. I think it's kind of sweet in a weird, agitated way (I don't know why I put that word in there, but I like it, so it stays.) Anyways, the point is that I like this song. =)

Glorious Celebration.

Today, for the first time in the history of me being in my school, I have no homework. This is a cause for celebration. Maybe even a wild party. I dunno...



(*Not really though, I'll probably end up just reading a book. Boy, am I boring.)



=)

Official Statement.

So I had officially decided a long time ago, that one of my favorite comedians is Eddie Izzard, along with Demetri Martin.

Love them.

But, now I am making a general statement to the public:
They make me laugh.

Which is good, because it's their job...

Post-Prom.

So I don't have much time tonight to post. In other words, this is gonna be short. Get over it.

I have a funny math....joke? Something.

Well, I think it's funny. Maybe I'm just a nerd. Wait, scratch that. I AM a nerd. It's be proven. =)

I'm sure by now, you've realized that the title of this post was just a teaser. Mwahaha! Evil genie.

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* http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2006/12/29/mathematics.html

I'm Like A Magician.*

*You never know when I'll just pop up for a chat. (or something to that effect...)

Howdy everyone!
Here's a post just to let you know that I am not decapitated. Or anything. (Magic trick gone awry).

I went to prom last friday. (Pooy Ally didn't. Everyone needs to give her a hard time about that.)
Thought not too much, because then she'll get mad at me. =)

If I do say so myself, I looked fantabulous. Period. Everyone said so.
Of course, it's sort of required that you go around to everyone you see and say "Hey, You look amazing!", *hug*, and then you can walk away. (**Kind of awkward really) So, really and truly, everyone could have been lying to me, just to make me feel better. Eh, whatever. I lied to a couple of them too. (though not really, it's just what I'll tell myself. SHHHH, it's a secret. )
*Can you tell I'm kind of tired?

I haven't been on any fun internet (meaning you guys' blogs) in forever. All it is is school, SCHOOL, SCHOOL.
Can anyone say SUMMER VACATION?

Who wants to start a countdown with me?

In case you haven't figured this out yet......There is no logical explanation to this post, except that I got a request to come back from the dead by Rayne, so TADA!!!!! Like I said before I'm a magician. or maybe a genie. Hmmmmm.....Yes, I think I'll be a genie. They are proven to be prettier.
I think I'll go and try to draw a genie now...

PROCRASTINATION POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Houston, We May Have A Problem.

I am certain now that I maybe, perhaps, there's a slight chance, and it's a possibility that I am addicted to chocolate.

CHOCOLATE!!!!
*just maybe

Of course, the good news is that my Parental Unit says that if one is addicted to chocolate, there is something you're getting from it that you aren't getting already.

So I have decided to keep that philosophy because it doesn't require me to stop.

My other Parental Unit says that is called rationalizing your problem. I agree, but it's yummy.

Chocolate. Yum.


****Blonde Moment (Ally, I think this one is to be added to our list):
I just figured out why they say "Houston."
Isn't that sad?

And for those of you as blonde as I am sometimes....
Houston is said because that is where a base for spacecraft is. You know, as in Houston, Texas.
Whew!

*HEY!, everybody's allowed to have a blonde moment every once in a while, I can't be brilliant all the time people!!!!
(Aren't I modest?)

Personally, I Want a Gold Star, But That's Just Me.

Hello,
(this post is specifically written to Just A Girl, so if you are not her...well...I can't really stop you from reading can I?)

So you have responded to quite a few of my posts, and I thought I might put you on the official post list. I know K wanted/ is going to/ has done this but for the record, this thought process was my own. Promise. On my honor. (I think I used to be a Girl Scout, that counts for something right?)

Anyways, if you will direct your attention to the back of the plane...no, no that's not right....to the lower right-hand of the page, you will see your "name" is in bright pink letters. TaDa!



Now, to add some ego to this post......
Aren't I just the sweetest thing?

I'm sorry, my blog seems to be the only place in which I can have an ego (don't ask), so I throw it in whenever I can.....Don't be offended. Not directed towards you.
Also, just so you know, that last statement goes for everyone..not just you....

So anyways, that was my egotistical and a tad rude and somewhat sweet post about adding you to the list.....
=)

Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.

So, I just discovered what is mostly likely (as past experiences have shown) a relatively old song. But, I like it, so I'm posting it.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/FingerEleven/Paralyzer--39941052