Randomititous.

Okay, I see no one enjoyed my music video thing, so we'll talk about........lunch. Well, sort of. You know how you can put Ranch on anything and it tastes good? Well, if you don't know, you can put Ranch on anything and it tastes good. =) Examples are Hot Pockets, Pizza, Arby's chicken, vegetables (obviously), and just about anything with meat on it. Except maybe, maple sausages. Though, to tell the truth, I haven't actually tried that yet. Let me know, any of you adventerous types.

Anyways...
At lunch the other day, my friends and I found something that Ranch doesn't taste good on. Fig Newtons. Let me explain. I had a pool of Ranch on a plate and a Fig Newton in my hand. I dropped that Fig Newton (accidentally) into the pool of Ranch. I then remembered how you can put Ranch on anything and it tastes good. =) So I asked Poprika to try it. Naturally, she did. She took one bite and spit the entire thing back out. Said "that's disgusting." Then she explained that it was the Fig Newton that was disgusting, not the Ranch.

Now we know, get better Fig Newtons and then we have a new recipe! Yum! (not).
=)

Lola.

Have I ever talked about Lola? It's a song (you might have heard it before when you parentals were listening to the radio); it's by The Kinks; it's classic 70's music (my favorite). I want to tell you what the story is in the song, but you have to listen to it first. I love this song because it makes me laugh.

In case you missed the storyline: It's about a transvestite. And this guy who is brand-new in the world meets him/her and falls in love with him/her. And then he realizes that she/he is a transvestite and decides he doesn't care because he is in love. It's very out there. Not typical back then (I think). Anyways, highly amusing.

Going To Hell In A Handbasket. Lovely.

HI. It must be explained. I have been MIA because I have this HUGE term paper due in two weeks. And let me tell you, the process has NOT been a field of daffodils. But, it's almost over, so just grin and bear it. So don't worry, I think we'll be back to our regular programming in about two weeks. Be Hopeful. =)

I'm Back! (For Now...)

Hello. The only reason why I am here is to tell you about my Valentine's Day.

Okay first off, Don't get too excited. You get no details as always. Don't think just because it's a wonderfully romantic holiday that you get to know any of the juicy contents. Because you don't. So sorry. Build a bridge and get over it.
Secondly, I know I'm talking about Valentine's Day. And I know that it happened like a school week ago, but I want to write about it now. It's my blog and if I want to write about what I got for Christmas on St. Patrick's Day, I think I'm allowed. Unless they set up a Blog Police since last I was on.

My Valentine's Day was very....blah. I think it wasn't special, but it didn't suck either. I got flowers and such from everyone, but spent the entire day worrying about whether I gave enough. Turns out: Nobody cares. So that was good for me. My Valentine's Evening however was just lovely. I got a frog and a book and flowers from my boyfriend. Perfect. (P.s. there's a significance to the frog, so don't freak out. Still: you don't get to hear. Sorry.)

Now on to the importance of my post. (sort of) The book I got, was a book that I had been wanting to read for a while now. It's called Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy by Ally Carter. It's the sequel to I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You. Both books were simply FANTASTIC. They're about this girl going to an all-girls private school (get any ideas Ally?), but the school is for spies, not just regular girls (once again: any ideas?). And she is experiencing spy-dom and boys at the same time (Ideas?). It's so good. (P.s. If any of you are wondering why I keep saying any ideas? it's because that's like my fantasy life. I swear.Spies and boys (yep, I've seen ALL the movies.) Don't laugh. That was a personal moment and if you keep laughing, I will cut back my personal stuff to like NONE AT ALL. I'm serious.) Anyways, if you're looking for an easy, yet thoroughly enjoyable book, this is it.

Another thing to catch up on my life. I wrote (sort of) two poems last week. And I might share if I get enough requests, but don't feel pressured to request. Because I am personal about my poems (as you all know), so it's going to take a lot for them to show up here.

One final thing, ALLY VG WAS BACK TODAY!!!!!!!!!! Woot! She IS alive people. No Worries.

Anyways, you are NOW caught upon my life so far. Cheers!

Here's To The Weekend!

HI.

Is It We Are Just Boring Or Is It That Life Is?

Let me be the first to say that we suck. Here we are the little pool of blogettes and we have barely been able to keep up ONE blog per week, let alone five or six. Now, that doesn't mean I'm any better; I did say "we", you see. But seriously, we are just pathetic.

Now on to the more interesting things. I built a house this weekend. And now that the shock is over, let me further that statement by saying: My Robotics Team helped the Habitat For Humanity build houses this weekend. It was AWESOME!!!! Getting muddy, climbing on roofs, hanging from rafters while trying to nail some cross-beams together, etc. It was freaking amazing. My tennis shoes are so encased in mud, that I think I must go get a rake to clean them.

"And now for something completely different."*

Here are some of the many ironic questions of life:
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR...

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. THE REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?"

SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

7. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT

CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

11. WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY LOCK GAS STATION BATH ROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DOES HE HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

23. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

24. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

25. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

26. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

27. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT?

28. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

29. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

30. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

31. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

Thoroughly amusing. Enjoy life. Truly.

Oh and if you can fathom an answer to any of these questions, tell me.

*(If you understood my reference, you are an amazing person)

Du-Loque: SORRY, last time, I swear. (Though probably not. Lo Lo Siento.)

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*****Let me finish by saying that this blog, though very interesting to everyone else (I'm sure) ;-), was probably the most boring piece of poo Ally has ever read. So, in order to interest her in the least bit, I will say that I looked up Tom Brady and he's okay. You can have him. As long as I still get Topher, it's all good. =)